I'm in tearsI've never seen that movie. Clearly I'm missing out.
"How 'bout them Bears!"
My Wife Called Me "The M Word"
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"How 'bout them Bears!"
Start hiding her shoes all around the house especially the 14 pairs she has in the colour black, mismatch them into various pairs too and then when she asks about her shoes, blame it on the dog/kids and say, You're such a girl with all those shoes!
Oh and you know she is telling ALL her girlfriends about you!
Oh and you know she is telling ALL her girlfriends about you!
You know all this talk about Metrosexual is making me uncomfortable.
I figure that having called you a what ever you now have the right to do manly things.
watch a ball game with the guy's drink beer, drive around in a pick up truck.
Get yourself a hunting rifle and a shot gun.
If your wife complains just look at her and tell her that you are no girl man.
I figure that having called you a what ever you now have the right to do manly things.
watch a ball game with the guy's drink beer, drive around in a pick up truck.
Get yourself a hunting rifle and a shot gun.
If your wife complains just look at her and tell her that you are no girl man.
The sad fact of the matter is that the guys in those pictures probably expend 3 to 4 times the amount of time, money, effort and products to look unkempt than anyone here at B&B does to look neat and clean.
It takes a lot of money to look this cheap. Dolly Parton
How does talc help with summer heat? I, interested. Don't know much about talc powder
Mine told me to get me a mule & wagon for transportation.
Man says to store clerk: "Could you direct me to the talcum powder?"
Store Clerk: "Yes Sir. Just walk this way."
Man: "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need any talcum powder."
Haha
She likes to watch me shave. She thinks it's kind of hot. I've been married for 20 years. I'll take what I can get.
Begging for a custom title.
Bwahahahaha my fiancé calls his shave time quiet time and he DEFINITELY uses more product on his face than me....PERIOD, but I will say, I find it rather sexy...and manly....then again you are talking about a woman that makes her own laundry soap and lives her life like she's in the early 50s...so maybe you shouldn't ask me
Sweetie, who let you out of the Haberdashery?
Same people who let me shave with a straight razorSweetie, who let you out of the Haberdashery?
I blame the MIC (man in charge) or Canada lol
Same people who let me shave with a straight razor
Eh, them Canooks will get you every time. Eh?
I'll just head back to my dungeon now lol
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I am going to have nightmares of this for days.
Thank you all for the comments. I'm sitting here at work reading them and giggling uncontrollably, with an occasional guffaw. My co-workers can't figure out what is so funny.
Wow, that's aboot as Canadian as can be Eh! That Hoser looks like a dame at work, we call her the crazy donut lady!
She likes to watch me shave. She thinks it's kind of hot. I've been married for 20 years. I'll take what I can get.
A wise man!
Sorry, Alex, but I have to agree with Haggises on this one!
I invested in a pack of a dozen barber towels early on after SWMBO got tired of me saturating the "good towels" every morning. The barber towels are perfect.
