This morning I dropped my toothpaste. I spent the rest of the day appearing crestfallen.
This morning I dropped my toothpaste. I spent the rest of the day appearing crestfallen.
Your AIM was bad, then!
Your AIM was bad, then!
It's a good thing his parrot was in her cage. Otherwise, POLLY would have a DENT.
There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault may have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, and open all the windows and see if it works?"
A Mac Programmer was hiking in the mountains, and he came upon a shepherd who was tending a large herd of sheep that were grazing in the alpine meadow. The programmer took a fancy to the sheep, and asked the shepherd: "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
The shepherd thought this was an odd request, but thought that there was little chance that the man would guess the exact number of sheep, so he said "Sure."
The Mac Programmer guessed "You have 287 sheep," to the shepherd's astonishment, since this was exactly how many sheep he had.
The Mac Programmer got all excited and asked "Can I pick out my sheep now?" and the shepherd grudgingly gave his permission. The Mac Programmer selected his sheep, bent over, and swung the sheep over his shoulders, to carry home with him.
The shepherd then got an idea and asked "If I guess what your occupation is, can I have my sheep back?" The violist was a bit surprised by this, but figured that it was unlikely that the shepherd would be able to guess his occupation, and went along with the deal. The shepherd then guessed "You're a Mac Programmer, aren't you?"
The Mac Programmer was very surprised and asked, "How did you know?"
The shepherd responded, "Put the dog down and we'll talk about it."
As a Mac user I LOVED this one!
That, sir, is an oxymoron.Microsoft engineer
As an apple hater (note I said Apple, not mac, not mac users, etc), I loved THIS one. =PA Mac user found a magic lamp with a Genie in it. The Genie said he wasn't as powerfull as other Genies and could only grant one wish.
So the Mac User brought out a map of the Middle-East and asked the Genie if he could bring peace to the people there.
The Genie said "Ah, you see, that's virtually impossible. They have been fighting for years. It's not only about religion but about culture and territory. I'm afraid you'll have to pick something else."
So the Mac User said, "Ok, make MacOS 8.0 a pre-emptive multitasking system, that is crash-proof and stable, has support for multiple processors, and still has 100% compatibility with all the current MacOS apps."
The Genie looks at the guy and says, "Let me see that map again..."
Q: What is the difference between a Mac User and a Hostage Taker?
A: You can negotiate with a Hostage Taker.
A Mac Programmer was hiking in the mountains, and he came upon a shepherd who was tending a large herd of sheep that were grazing in the alpine meadow. The programmer took a fancy to the sheep, and asked the shepherd: "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
The shepherd thought this was an odd request, but thought that there was little chance that the man would guess the exact number of sheep, so he said "Sure."
The Mac Programmer guessed "You have 287 sheep," to the shepherd's astonishment, since this was exactly how many sheep he had.
The Mac Programmer got all excited and asked "Can I pick out my sheep now?" and the shepherd grudgingly gave his permission. The Mac Programmer selected his sheep, bent over, and swung the sheep over his shoulders, to carry home with him.
The shepherd then got an idea and asked "If I guess what your occupation is, can I have my sheep back?" The violist was a bit surprised by this, but figured that it was unlikely that the shepherd would be able to guess his occupation, and went along with the deal. The shepherd then guessed "You're a Mac Programmer, aren't you?"
The Mac Programmer was very surprised and asked, "How did you know?"
The shepherd responded, "Put the dog down and we'll talk about it."