"A termite walks into a beer joint, and asks, "Is the barTENDER here"?
Hmmm... that one reminds me of the joke about the airplane.I once worked as a prospector, ya know? Unfortunately, it didn't pan out.
"A termite walks into a beer joint, and asks, "Is the barTENDER here"?
See what I mean?!
Q: Why did Mickey and Mini get a divorce?
A: Because shes F'in Goofy!
Why did the Dairy Queen divorce Mr. Softee? He couldn't get it hard.
I love cheese. But my blood curdles at the Muensterously high prices. Sometimes, though you get lucky. I picked up a 5 lbs wheel of cheese from Holland for $10 the other day. It was just too Gouda deal to pass up. I shared it as I can really cut the cheese too.
Lou, I think you mean to post that in the Czardom thread.
These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
When these cheese puns end, it will make me bleu, ya cheddar believe it!I love cheese. But my blood curdles at the Muensterously high prices. Sometimes, though you get lucky. I picked up a 5 lbs wheel of cheese from Holland for $10 the other day. It was just too Gouda deal to pass up. I shared it as I can really cut the cheese too.
You know that sound you make when you smell rotting garbage or some other foul stench? Yeah, that's the sound I made when I read the punchline of this joke.
You're usually laughing the loudest at the meetups!That's how I usually feel with his jokes!