My brother got pulled over by the state troopers and the trooper asked my brother, “Got any ID.”
My brother replied, “About what?”
My brother replied, “About what?”
They mated and had a baby?Here's the first dirty joke I learned. I didn't get it until I was in my teens.
Two white horses jumped in a mud puddle. Three came out.
I once saw a guy with wooden legs but real feet!Did you know you can’t take a picture of a man in California with a wooden leg?
That’s right! You’d have to use a camera.
Jokes like this always remind of this routine. I heard it many years ago and it never ceases to come to mind whenever I hear traditional one-liners. The surreal loopiness of the whole routine is mesmerizing to me.I just flew in from Chicago. Boy are my arms tired.
I put my bags down and looked up and said “This is my kind of town.” I looked down and my bags were gone.
When I got to the hotel my room was so small I had to go into the hall to change my mind.
My room was right next to Taylor Swift’s. There was a small hole in the wall you could see through. So I let her look.