Tastes like wild hickory nuts.Pretty sure this will elicit a few groans:
Until very recently a troop of killer monkeys lived undetected in Greenwich Village. It was not surprising that they had escaped notice for so long. They had extremely odd sleeping habits, hibernating for 364 days out of every year (365 in Leap Years) and emerging from the caverns of the Village sewers only on Christmas Day. Even so, one might have thought they could hardly help but cause talk, since they tended when awake to be enormous, ferocious, carnivorous, and extremely hungry. Yet in Greenwich Village of all places on Earth they went unnoticed until last year, when they were finally destroyed.
Everyone knows that Yule Gibbons ate only nuts and fruits.
--Spider Robinson, Time Travellers Strictly Cash
The Lone Ranger has been invited to dinner at the Capitol by the Speaker of the House.
She wants to have a masked man date.
I love this thread! Thanks.OK gents and @Intrigued I have opened this back up. Let’s try and eliminate crude jokes and cuss words or it won’t stay open.
Thanks
Will the Loan Arranger be joining them?