I'm thinking about selling my theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
Until a few days ago this joke would have gone right over my head!I'm thinking about selling my theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
I posted the sad face because I thought it was the closest to a "groaning" face.My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
A club I'm in planned going as a group. The person we put in charge of signing up missed the deadline. So, our Chapter 437 of Procrastinators International did not attend.Speaking of dyslexia, did you hear about the group of dyslexic theologians? they got together for a 3 day conference to debate the existence of Dog.
I keep meaning to join, but...A club I'm in planned going as a group. The person we put in charge of signing up missed the deadline. So, our Chapter 437 of Procrastinators International did not attend.
I don't know we never caught one!The late Buddy Hackett was brilliant in the "jokes that make you groan" category. The duck story is a Hackett classic.
I remember Foster Brooks on the Jackie Gleason show. I had to ask my dad why he acted like grandpa.I don't know we never caught one!
Johnny was great. I recently saw one with Foster Brooks. He was a bit before my time, but fun to see.
Lately there's been a TV commercial on for a product alleged to help preserve the memory. The stuff is called Prevagen. Each time it's on I say to my wife "Every time we see this commercial I think I should try this stuff. Then as soon as the ad is over I forget all about it."A club I'm in planned going as a group. The person we put in charge of signing up missed the deadline. So, our Chapter 437 of Procrastinators International did not attend.
Great, now I have that YouTube song about how to pronounce that stuck in my head. It's quite an earworm.An old gem from Wales:
My wife said to me "You're shagging that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren't you?"
I said "How could you say such a thing?"