We REALLY need a groan face, lol!
Jokes that make you groan
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Ask and ye shall receive!
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles
It only has eight of those so the first two are Test-tickles.
Ten-tickles
It only has eight of those so the first two are Test-tickles.
Praying mantises don't all belong to the same religion. They're in sects.
Spider-Man has quit his job as super hero and gone to work for Micro$oft.
He's going to be their new Web Designer.
He's going to be their new Web Designer.
Do you know how much Santa pays to park his sleigh ?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
Nothing, it’s on the house.
Chandu
I Waxed The Badger.
Joe Biden recently went on the Dolly Parton diet....
it made
Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean
it made
Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean
A midget fortune teller escapes from jail. The next day the headlines run, "Small Medium Still At Large."
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Man smashes index finger in car door and is in great pain. On the other hand, he's fine.
Man taken to hospital after he swallows toy horse. His condition is stable.
Man taken to hospital after he swallows toy horse. His condition is stable.
Chandu
I Waxed The Badger.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
Gotta love the English language.
Chandu
I Waxed The Badger.
Indeed
A man falls under a train and loses his entire left side of his body. He's all right now.
A baby was born the other night weighing in at 9 pounds. He also had 5 pound testicles. They say the baby is half nuts.
A baby was born the other night weighing in at 9 pounds. He also had 5 pound testicles. They say the baby is half nuts.
I heard a good one, I hope it hasn't already been posted. Gentleman goes in for a surgical procedure and meets with the anesthetist. The doctor explains he can put him out for surgery one of two ways: with chemical fumes, or by bashing him on the head with his canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar scenario.
Had a strange Christmas card. When I opened it up it was full of rice.............turned out to be from Uncle Ben.
