I, for one, like Roman numerals.
What do you call a trombone player with voice mail? An optimist.
very funny! I come from a long line of trombonists AND my brother is a drummer. I'll be telling these on our next zoom call!What do you call a trombone player with voice mail? An optimist.
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.
So as not to alienate all the trombone players and drummers in the world, those are the instruments my kids play. I never could play any instruments and am sad about it!~
After playing bass for almost 40 years, I am I’m impressed that there were a few of these I haven’t heard yet.What's the difference between a bass and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a bass.
How do you reduce wind-drag on a bassist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
What do you throw a drowning bass player?
How many Pop bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
What are the three most difficult years in a bass player's life?
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A Bass Player.
Why don't bass players tell blonde jokes?
They don't understand them.
What do a bass and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
The difference between a guitar and bass player?
A guitar player gets students and a bass player gets gigs!
After playing bass for almost 40 years, I am I’m impressed that there were a few of these I haven’t heard yet.
I heard almost every one of these when I played drums.
Except the drummer was the butt of the joke!