I'm addicted or its just the meds

[channy]

So I got my last two wisdom teeth yanked from my jaw yesterday. All my friends are out and about while I'm at home because I look like an overgrown chipmunk and like that I won an eBay auction for a Gillette Slim Adjustable and ordered Mitchell's Wool Fat. Is it because I'm addicted or the narcotics doing this?!

 

[sychodelix]

Maybe a little of both?

 

[Agravic]

Your condition is not attributable to narcotics alone ...

 

[Viseguy]

If you're addicted, I hope it's to the shaving gear!

 

[channy]

Only problem is I can't shave, my chipmonk cheeks hurt when I touch them. Need to get the swelling down before I can shave.

 

[Triad]

Chase the meds with a few beers you wont be able to hit buy it now

 

[djh]

Shave your chest, legs and arms.....

 

[Mad Man]

Do a couple test lathers...

 

[johnf7478]

I feel for ya buddy, I've had three wisdom teeth out.
By the time your wool fat and razor arrive the chipmunk will have left the bui;ding, so don't sweat it.

 

[wrinkles2]

Your Addicted! (Just Like The Rest Of Us)
Hope you feel better soon.

 

[WoodfordReserve-Neat]

Chase the meds with a few beers you wont be able to hit buy it now

That's the problem with hillbilly heroin. Its usually prescribed combined with Acetaminophen so you will blow out your liver if you drink with it.

 

[Blackbeard's Delight]

Yeah I would just give in and spend this time clearing out space in the bathroom for the soon-to-be shaving den. It's a lot like painting the baby's room before it's born. May as well get ready for the inevitable!

 

[ateace]

It's your predicament. You deserve to treat yourself after what you've been through.
I was laid up with a bad virus once. That was when I decided to pounce on a watch that I had wanted for a while.

 

[dashmaverick]

Chase the meds with a few beers you wont be able to hit buy it now

Shave your chest, legs and arms.....

Do a couple test lathers...

Yes, yes, and yes.

 

[celestino]

i don't see any issues here. You are completely fine! Good luck with the teeth.

 

[j_fro]

Totally fine; I mean I stubbed my toe and ended up having to buy a razor, 100 blades, 3 shaving soaps, 3 AS ... It is quite a long list actually. You are totally fine

 

[jtb]

Drugs and eBay don't mix!!!
Look back on this thread next week when all the packages start to arrive and you wonder why

 

[WoodfordReserve-Neat]

Drugs and eBay don't mix!!!
Look back on this thread next week when all the packages start to arrive and you wonder why

Amen, brother !
I have been hitting the jug pretty good today and have been contemplating a pretty substantial checkout. I have this little guy on one shoulder saying "go ahead man, you deserve it." on the other shoulder I have another little guy saying " but where will you get milk for the children this week! " ( I made that guy up)
I take another sip for confidence that I am making a sensible decision and just as I start my finger toward the 'enter' key the "debil" comes up behind me..."Hi hun are you looking at razors again" All the while I have a post with a bunch of guys cheering me on to buy ! buy! buy!
I going to grow a damn beard.............

 

[channy]

Luckily football distracted me today from ordering anything else. Face has swelled up even more than the previous day. I'm on my next binge, food and alcohol. Gonna plan out my feast of when I can finally eat again and enjoy a dram of Lagavulin......medical post-op care is expensive apparently. I really want some crispy crackling pork belly.

 

[Artimid]

Amen, brother !
I have been hitting the jug pretty good today and have been contemplating a pretty substantial checkout. I have this little guy on one shoulder saying "go ahead man, you deserve it." on the other shoulder I have another little guy saying " but where will you get milk for the children this week! " ( I made that guy up)
I take another sip for confidence that I am making a sensible decision and just as I start my finger toward the 'enter' key the "debil" comes up behind me..."Hi hun are you looking at razors again" All the while I have a post with a bunch of guys cheering me on to buy ! buy! buy!
I going to grow a damn beard.............

Aha! Good news! A beard doesn't mean you can't shave, and in fact means you can get artistic with your shaving! Hoozah, join the bearded shavers!

Sorry, sort of new to the whole enabling thing, and that read better than <enable enable enable enable enable> as a post, at least to my eyes.