Sadly it is real; very,very real.
They should be ashamed of themselves. I bet they're not though.
Where's that thread about becoming a millionairre by inventing a cheap plastic thing...
Where's that thread about becoming a millionairre by inventing a cheap plastic thing...
Kinda like putting a cereal bowl on your head to assist in the hair cut. Goofy, but functional. Actually, more aesthetically functional than the bowl cut of Grandma's.
I didn't even have to check the link to know what you were referring to! When I did, my worst fears were confirmed!
LMAO 131 Sold. Go's to show some people are just frickin nuts.
I wonder if they have a headpiece for a mullet haircut?
100% positive feedback. 274 satisfied goatee wearers can't be wrong. 
Its like a bowl cut, but ... for your face. 
Weird...really weird...
I'v said it before, and I'll say it again.... KILL IT WITH FIRE!
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannial Lector
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
"The goatee reflects your personality. It declares your individuality. Your goatee is much more than just facial hair, your goatee helps fashion your identity. We understand its importance to you. That is why we created the GoateeSaver, the exclusive grooming tool designed to give you the perfect goatee every time you shave."
"The goatee reflects your personality. It declares your individuality. Your goatee is much more than just facial hair, your goatee helps fashion your identity. We understand its importance to you. That is why we created the GoateeSaver, the exclusive grooming tool designed to give you the perfect goatee every time you shave."
.. so you can have a goatee, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
You get to look like Darth Vader and a complete tool at the same time!
No offense to the goateed among us, but the vendor is clearly preying on the goateeds' demonstrable poor judgment.
The girl in the background's thinking, "What a tool."
Maybe it's not a shaving template at all, but rather an adhesive goatee applicator.
Maybe it's not a shaving template at all, but rather an adhesive goatee applicator.
Come on guys - this is sensational! Can't you just see yourself all lathered up grabbing this in one hand and the 1904 Single Ring/Fatboy/#16 Aistrocrat in the other?
OK, OK, neither can I - it is sooooo incredibly indescribable!
OK, OK, neither can I - it is sooooo incredibly indescribable!
Yikes! That was lame.
It looks like a re-purposed Athletic Cup.
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