Guys can be gross, according to girls.

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Good thing I had a son. And he was easy to marry off: he actually got blessed in the random shuffle of the genes. He makes ME look homely, and that's hard to do! Trust me and my incredibly handsome face on this one.

And his newish bride is beautiful too. It's almost unfair!

I hope they breed while I still got about half my marbles left! I'd like to see if they have homely kids; we usually adopt those borderline ugly ones out.

True story doggone!

Every once in a blue moon, the apple manages to not only roll far from the tree, but roll uphill as well.

True story doggone!