Everything I Needed to Know for Life I Learned In Kindergarten....

[nmerth]

Er...I mean Wetshaving. So I was pondering how many basic principles that lead to a suburb Wetshave are similar to those needed to succeed in life. Patience , attention to detail....Quality foundation (lather). I am betting the wide array of witty people on the forum can supply us with some Great one liners. Who know maybe our own witty poster in the future?
Go ahead pile on some creativity today....

 

[ateace]

"Play well with lathers"

 

[kingfisher]

Don't run with Feathers.

 

[DSB]

No matter how good it smells, don't eat your lather.

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

Don't run with Feathers.

Birds of a Feather shave together?

 

[ateace]

Don't cry over spilt aftershave milk.

 

[richmondesi]

I seem to remember a lot of nonsense about sharing... but I don't think that applies here (especially when it comes to Tallow)

 

[Cutter]

I seem to remember a lot of nonsense about sharing... but I don't think that applies here (especially when it comes to Tallow)

I`ll get you at recess!

 

[nmerth]

Liking your Ideas!

 

[Lo'Tek]

Keep Still & PAY ATTENTION!

 

[Lo'Tek]

"TOBY!!! Are you shaving with that straight razor again?" - Oh' that Mrs. Phillips.

 

[Lo'Tek]

"TOBY!!! Stop shaving the back of Billy's head. HE's trying to pay attn."

 

[Lo'Tek]

"TOBY! You're causing too much of a distraction in the front, go back to the back of the class!"

 

[Jwolf24601]

Just because it's new and costs more, doesn't mean it's better!

 

[Doc4]

The rest of the day does not hold much menace for the man who draws a straight razor across his jugular vein every morning.

 

[nmerth]

Don't always believe what the TV's says. Sometimes grandpa is right!

 

[nmerth]

Slow and steady wins the race?

 

[WhosYerBob]

The rest of the day does not hold much menace for the man who draws a straight razor across his jugular vein every morning.

That's a beaut!

 

[40_Caliber]

Just because your friends are using Fusions does that mean you have to use a Fusion? Don't believe everything Proctor and Gamble tells you!

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