Deciding if I like the silvertip...

[Galius]

So I'm lathering up with my Shavemac 177 silvertip, as soft as can be, it feels like rubbing Grandma's fur coat on my face. I'm trying to decide if I like it or not.

Suddenly Grandma bursts into the bathroom, holding a switch. I get the ***-whipping of my lifetime for getting shave cream all over her dressiest mink.

I awake in a cold sweat. For a moment, I swear Grandma's standing over me, ready to administer another beating.

But it was only a dream. A lathermare, if you will.

 

[Martin BS]

He he....
Scary even just to hear about it...

 

[ambrose]

Oh wow sounds like a haunted brush, send it to me for a proper spiritual cleansing and disposal

 

[TimMechEngr]

Now, you would have to be somewhere near my age to have a dream like that. In fact, when I was a kid, our Grandmother made us go out and pick the switch she was going to use to whip our butts. She always said, "You better pick a good one too! You don't want the one I'll pick!"

 

[zimmer]

I'm so old, there weren't trees. My grandmother made us find an old t-rex rib and bring that back to the cave.

 

[TimMechEngr]

I'm so old, there weren't trees. My grandmother made us find an old t-rex rib and bring that back to the cave.

 

[dpmtherrien]

What would happen if you tried a super badger, or even a pure? Would the dream change? Or would grandma go easier on you?

 

[DSB]

Sometimes a shaving brush is just a shaving brush.