Contest # 7 - Funniest Shave Song

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(my wife hates when I do that )

OK B&B'ers. Here We Go! The third week of the carnival is now underway. This week kicks off with Contest # 7 - The Funniest Shave Song sponsored by our friends at Baxter of California.

I Want De Vergulde Hand
by
The Beatles
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You can change the lyrics of an already popularized song (letting us know what the tune is that you are using, of course) or you may provide a video of yourself performing your very own shave song. Double down: If you do a video you can also enter it into the Funniest Shave Video contest as well!.

All entries must be in this Friday by 11:59 P.M. EDT.

This contest is being sponsored by our friends at Baxter of California who have generously donated the Baxter Travel Kit.

http://www.baxterofcalifornia.com/

This kit includes:

2oz. Daily Face Wash

2oz. Oil Free Moisturizer

2oz. Super Close Shave Formula

2oz. After Shave Balm

2oz. Daily Protein Shampoo

Asst. HOTEL size EDA cleansing Bars (2)

Custom Travel DOPP BAG.



Thanks to Baxter of California for donating such a great prize.

Good luck to everyone!


Very small print: Due to shipping restrictions on certain products this contest is for CONUS residents only. We truly apologize to our members abroad.

 

[castlecraver]

To be sung to the beat of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dA7ZUdf1Ww)
(http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/dangerousminds/gangstasparadise.htm)


"Shaver's Paradise" by Castlecraver-io

As I walk through my bathroom and take stock of my face
I drag my fingers 'cross my cheek and realize there's not a trace
of stubble on my mug and there hasn't been for so long that
even my girlfriend wonders where the roughness has gone

But she's never seen me shave with my trusty Merkur
Me? Use a Fusion? You know that's unheard of!
You'd better watch your blade angle, and where you're scrapin'
or you and your neck might be drippin' with blood.

I really hate to brag, but I gotta preach
Nothin' wakes me up like a warm lather (fool)
I've got a baby face like little homies' baby butt
Smooth as silk every night
Yeah my face's lookin' alright


Chrous:
been spending most our lives
Living in a Shaver's Paradise (x4)


Now what's the problem, you be using
That new vibrating razor with the lubricating strip?
I gotta be down with the old school
Too much irritation with those crazy things

I'm a wetshavin' fool with lather on my face
With my badger in my bowl and a fresh blade
I'm gonna cap these whiskers, make 'em feel the pain
Then when they think its finally over, go against the grain! (fool)

Nicks ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away
I've got my Fatboy set at 9, fool, what can I say?
I've got a Derby now, should I try the Feather?
The way my neck is tingling I don't know...

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That Fusions suck -- so does Mach3

Chrous:
been spending most their lives
Living in the Shavers's Paradise (x4)

Droppin' lotsa money, not on Fusion Power,
Rather spend it on some shave soap, or maybe Baxter for my shower
Everybody's shaving, but most of them ain't knowin'
what I'm lovin' every morning, even though I know its showin'

Someday they might learn, B&B's there to teach 'em
Pull Mantic up on YouTube, maybe he can reach 'em
Bring 'em all, send 'em essentials
Get 'em all to reach their BBS potential

Chrous:
been spending most their lives
Living in the Shavers's Paradise (x4)

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That Fusions suck -- so does Mach3...

 

[Thunder]

Shaving Cream by Benny Bell
The music

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought i would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
And if anyone of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

 

[Milton]

Ok, here's my entry:

"Shave my Beard" to the tune of "Around the World" by Daft Punk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Jim]

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