cannon smoke and raw courage

[BigBuddha76]

I went to the bed bath and beyond and bought a bottle of vegetal today...

it does smell of cannon smoke and raw courage....and I knew i recognized the scent. My uncle, who is a barber, had this stuff in his barber shop (probably still does, he's been doing it for 50 years) and the smell took me back to the days I would go get my hair cut at Uncle Dale's.


my wife loves it, and I think the scent has alot to do with the wearer. some people may not have a compatible body chemistry.

 

[luvmysuper]

I went to the bed bath and beyond and bought a bottle of vegetal today...

it does smell of cannon smoke and raw courage....and I knew i recognized the scent. My uncle, who is a barber, had this stuff in his barber shop (probably still does, he's been doing it for 50 years) and the smell took me back to the days I would go get my hair cut at Uncle Dale's.


my wife loves it, and I think the scent has alot to do with the wearer. some people may not have a compatible body chemistry.

Welcome to the LV Army!

Kinda makes you feel sad for those guys who are not chosen, eh?

 

[gearchow]

poor pitiful us, the unchosen ...



I need a hug, or maybe a nice shiny razor.



-jim

 

[Topgumby]

Fear not!

If you are not chosen, the Veg has chosen to not choose you, so it's like you're chosen, but with the non-Veg option.

If it all seems confusing, remember that the Veg is like mackerel in the moonlight, shining and stinking all at once. It is the Yin and Yang with the Vegetal tang. It floats like a lilac loving butterfly, and stings like cat pee.

You can splash it, you can trash it, but the Veg simply is and goes about being it's own funky self and pays no heed to the nattering nabobs of negative Vegetism, nor the laurels of the loquacious lilac literatus.

The Veg is, and it shall be. Foul uric abomination or sublime lilac creation, it is what it is. It's the Popeye of aftershaves.

I yam what I yam, and I'm a Lilac Vegetal Man. I have not been chosen to not be chosen, and the Veg is my aftershave, I shall not want.

Solid, clubman.

 

[gearchow]

Fear not!

If you are not chosen, the Veg has chosen to not choose you, so it's like you're chosen, but with the non-Veg option.

If it all seems confusing, remember that the Veg is like mackerel in the moonlight, shining and stinking all at once. It is the Yin and Yang with the Vegetal tang. It floats like a lilac loving butterfly, and stings like cat pee.

You can splash it, you can trash it, but the Veg simply is and goes about being it's own funky self and pays no heed to the nattering nabobs of negative Vegetism, nor the laurels of the loquacious lilac literatus.

The Veg is, and it shall be. Foul uric abomination or sublime lilac creation, it is what it is. It's the Popeye of aftershaves.

I yam what I yam, and I'm a Lilac Vegetal Man. I have not been chosen to not be chosen, and the Veg is my aftershave, I shall not want.

Solid, clubman.

-jim

 

[Deltaboy]

Fear not!

If you are not chosen, the Veg has chosen to not choose you, so it's like you're chosen, but with the non-Veg option.

If it all seems confusing, remember that the Veg is like mackerel in the moonlight, shining and stinking all at once. It is the Yin and Yang with the Vegetal tang. It floats like a lilac loving butterfly, and stings like cat pee.

You can splash it, you can trash it, but the Veg simply is and goes about being it's own funky self and pays no heed to the nattering nabobs of negative Vegetism, nor the laurels of the loquacious lilac literatus.

The Veg is, and it shall be. Foul uric abomination or sublime lilac creation, it is what it is. It's the Popeye of aftershaves.

I yam what I yam, and I'm a Lilac Vegetal Man. I have not been chosen to not be chosen, and the Veg is my aftershave, I shall not want.

Solid, clubman.

Post of the Month!

 

[Myanmar Shave]

It's the Popeye of aftershaves.

I yam what I yam, and I'm a Lilac Vegetal Man.

I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a splash of the Vegetal today!


Marty E.

 

[luvmysuper]

"Olivsk, where's me Veg?"
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[Topgumby]

"I'm Popeye the Veg'tal man,
I'm Popeye the Veg'tal man
Your eyes may be burnin'
'Cause I smell like urine
I'm Popeye the Veg'tal man"

"Ho, my Bluto AXE bodyspray
Will win me Olive anyday!"

"Pew! Help, Popeye, save me!"

(Bluto beats Popeye almost senseless with a big bottle of bodywash, but at the last second Popeye squeezes open his secret stash of the Veg. After splashing it freely all over the body, his left bicep takes on the form of a smoking cannon and Old Glory flying, his right bicep the form of Slim adjustable, with the adjustment set to "11". Bluto is soundly thrashed, and lands senseless in an AXE display. Popeye takes Olive's hand, and she takes an appreciative sniff, turns green and passes out with a dreamy smile on her face.)

"Oh, I'm scented like Lilacs,
So I've got my goil back,
I'm Popeye the Veg'tal man!"

 

[luvmysuper]

I'm gonna have to buy a waterproof cover for my keyboard before reading any of your posts to keep from spraying a mouthful of coffee on it every time.

Great post!!

 

[Sluggo]

I went to the bed bath and beyond and bought a bottle of vegetal today...

it does smell of cannon smoke and raw courage....and I knew i recognized the scent. My uncle, who is a barber, had this stuff in his barber shop (probably still does, he's been doing it for 50 years) and the smell took me back to the days I would go get my hair cut at Uncle Dale's.


my wife loves it, and I think the scent has alot to do with the wearer. some people may not have a compatible body chemistry.

Smells more like cannon fodder

 

[luvmysuper]

Smells more like cannon fodder

There's always a wise guy!

 

[BigBuddha76]

I'm gonna have to buy a waterproof cover for my keyboard before reading any of your posts to keep from spraying a mouthful of coffee on it every time.

here you go:

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=1499818&CatId=533

 

[dod.e.ratherwell]

It appears the Lilac Vegetarian group has disappeared? ...and I was just getting started?

 

[ShavelockFoams]

I did just the same thing this week, and discovered that I have been chosen. (does this mean that I should buy a lottery ticket too, just in case?)

The scent seems to fade quickly on my skin, but while it lasts, it is a treat.

 

[Topgumby]

It appears the Lilac Vegetarian group has disappeared? ...and I was just getting started?

Great Googly Moogly!

Is this the workings of some sinister anti-vegetal cabal?

I'm a thinkin' the shavepocalypse is ever closer...first they reformulate Old Spice, then the plastic Aqua Velva, and now this.

The social groups are falling!

 

[JPM]

Fear not!

If you are not chosen, the Veg has chosen to not choose you, so it's like you're chosen, but with the non-Veg option.

If it all seems confusing, remember that the Veg is like mackerel in the moonlight, shining and stinking all at once. It is the Yin and Yang with the Vegetal tang. It floats like a lilac loving butterfly, and stings like cat pee.

You can splash it, you can trash it, but the Veg simply is and goes about being it's own funky self and pays no heed to the nattering nabobs of negative Vegetism, nor the laurels of the loquacious lilac literatus.

The Veg is, and it shall be. Foul uric abomination or sublime lilac creation, it is what it is. It's the Popeye of aftershaves.

I yam what I yam, and I'm a Lilac Vegetal Man. I have not been chosen to not be chosen, and the Veg is my aftershave, I shall not want.

Solid, clubman.

Me thinks perhaps you have been swigging from the bottle of Veg!

 

[luvmysuper]

It appears the Lilac Vegetarian group has disappeared? ...and I was just getting started?

No matter. We members of the fluorescent green army are an outspoken group and are well represented in the common threads.
What other single product elicits comments in the Shaving Soap, After Shave AND Clown House forums?

I did just the same thing this week, and discovered that I have been chosen. (does this mean that I should buy a lottery ticket too, just in case?)

The scent seems to fade quickly on my skin, but while it lasts, it is a treat.

Welcome, sir to the ranks of the chosen.
Indeed it is a pleasure to see you join us.

 

[Stubblefield]

Smells more like cannon fodder

If you could somehow produce cat pee in solid, spherical form, then fire it through a cannon then that would be true.

 

[vitalis]

. . . nattering nabobs of negative Vegetism . . .

That turn of phrase made my morning, just so you know. I wonder if Spiro Agnew rocked the veg .