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Brotherhood Of Cella Tasters

Ravenonrock

I shaved the pig
It wasn’t my finest moment, but I just couldn’t help myself. To belong to this brotherhood you must have intimate knowledge of the flavour of Cella because you willfully sampled it. No verification required. Welcome to anyone who admits to doing the same.
-BOCT
 

Messygoon

Abandoned By Gypsies.
Guilty. Cella's almond smell was conjuring memories of mom's Christmas baking. I figured something that smelled so wonderful couldn't taste bad. In my weakened state, I allowed a smidge to pass my lips. My reaction was the same retching as when taking a huge guzzle of long-expired curdled milk straight from the gallon jug. I'll never again drink from the jug, never again be hypnotized into tasting Cella.
 
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