The Count is banned because that orangutan drives better than I do.
[...]"Our smoke alarms also protects us from comfortable hot showers". CBJ
Sharpie (the Pen), is because he might of 'mis-stated' ("Merkurs didn’t sell")...., but this Merkur was / is a classic.The Count of Merkur is banned as my first summer job was at a Ford/Mercury/MERKUR dealer and I didn’t need those memories brought back by your user name.
I picked Merkur as my sales focus and was fired as sales weren’t stellar. Merkurs didn’t sell. Shocker!
That was over 30 years ago and I thought I was over it. Back to therapy for me. Thanks @The Count of Merkur Cristo .
P.s.the XR4Ti was meh, but the Scorpio was a cool car!