SharpieB is banned because Ewoks are indeed delightful (stewed, marinated, grilled, etc). Also because I have no shame.
Ban the user above you!
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No shame Teppie is banned, as it would be a shame not to.
I am ashamed to say that cleanshaved is banned. Shameful, I know . . . especially because your dog picture with the bread is darn adorable. (edit: thought that was a loaf of bread, not a shoe)
Unless that isn't your dog, in which case that is false advertising and you are banned thrice over.
Unless that isn't your dog, in which case that is false advertising and you are banned thrice over.
Stepped-in-Yak-Pee is banned for confusing thrice over with twice over, unless he is attempting to claim an additional ban to which he is not entitled, which would make him twice banned once.
Moreover, he is now thrice banned for shamelessly expressing shame in this forum. One-bladers are never ashamed. In fact, we are proud of our multi-blade deficits, or blade minimalism as we would say.
And finally, for mistaking a shoe for bread, I hereby declare him quatrice banned!.
It's a loafer not a loaf.
Leads one to wonder what he wears on his feet every day!
Razorbanned and Teppibannie and both banned, as my dogs has my sheepskin slipper in his mouth.
To be fair Zues is also banned from taking my slippers but that doesn't last long either.
To be fair Zues is also banned from taking my slippers but that doesn't last long either.
Cleanshavedbutslipperless is banned because their footwear is going to the dogs. Go Zeus go!
I'm going to ban myself because . . . why not.
Timpani-Yak is banned for the uninspired and pathetic, yet absolute genius idea of banning himself, when after a week, he could find no other member mug enough to do it for him!
Razor oil is banned for not lauding my genius enough. Super genius, actually!
@Teppanyaki is banned because he's overly modest
@Submariner is banned because the Submariner is likely the worst character in the entire Marvel universe!
And...we don't know who's at the helm in the 'Silent Service'.
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The Count is banned so that they can make a glorious return. How glorious it will be!
I'm banning myself so I can make a glorious return!
Yes, I'm jealous of the Count.
Yes, I'm jealous of the Count.
Tepps is banned to count the beat...........counting the bans, 2, 3, 4, 5...
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lasta
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@cleanshaved because he never posted anything about him shaving in the past 4 years. Does not live up to his user name.
Banned for thinking that talking about shaving is effectively shaving.
I shave alone..........
Cleat-shaven is banned for anti-social shaving behaviour.
To include his shoe-shine avatar is in no way germane with his username.
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The Court of Rancid Crisco is banned for exposing that my book-black boy indeed has no shaving bona fides whatsoever.Razorboa is banned because any anti-social shaving behavior belongs in the;
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To include his shoe-shine avatar is in no way germane with his username.
"There are worse crimes than [being banned]. One of them is not [reacting to] them". Joseph Brodsky
Still, this plucky lad would've gladly shaved thee for a farthing in his day, given the chance, and earned an honest bob flogging dailies and blacking boots. And far from being Germane, he's actually of English extraction!
"Smash yer bags, Sir?"
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