And the prize for most versatile product goes to....

[Omp]

So there I was searching for a scalp sun cream for my thinning crown and I came across this.
http://www.salonskincare.co.uk/product_info.php/products_id/22602

According to the description, I will end up with thickened hair, spf 15 on my scalp and last but by no means least, I can use it as a shave cream! I'm tempted but somewhat doubtful.

 

[Oblique Human]

During a mugging, you could run a hand across the scalp, poke the mugger in the eye with the Alterna Bamboo Men Thickening Gel-Lotion with SPF 15 Scalp Shield slathered fingers, and make your escape while he is blinded by his suddenly thickening eyelashes.

 

[shuasdad]

According to the description, I will end up with thickened hair, spf 15 on my scalp and last but by no means least, I can use it as a shave cream! I'm tempted but somewhat doubtful.

If used as a shave cream, would you end up with thicker whiskers and funny facial tan lines?

 

[Bengal Tiger]

If you had nice thick hair, then why would you need to protect your scalp from the sun?

 

[vitalMyth]

you can also enjoy it as a beverage of viscous chemicals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9647tJlfG1k