If you use Speick aftershave, and Old Spice "Swagger" anti perspirant at the same time, women will find you irresistable and follow you around Lowes while you're shopping for fluorescent tubes.
Well, not so much a warning, as it is braggin'
If you use Speick aftershave, and Old Spice "Swagger" anti perspirant at the same time, women will find you irresistable
Yup, I live in Dismal Swamp NC, my entire family lives here. As a matter of fact, generations of my family have roots here in this area of NC. I don't understand what bringing up my area of residence has to do with my original post..... I guess it's a texas thing....
Sure you weren't wearing your Three-Wolf Moon T-shirt?
Psst, I think he was just ribbing you You gotta' have a sense of humor when you come from Dismal Swamp, right? I'm not knockin' it, I come from West Virginia, we're the butt of everyone's jokes!
- Steve
I passed by J.R.'s today, on the way to lunch with a co-worker. I told him that I needed to upgrade my wardrobe, as I did not own even one jacket with a scene of wolves howling at the moon on it. We did not have time to stop in today. My wardrobe improvement will just have to wait.
Are you sure they weren't just snickerin' because your zipper was open again?