Two cannibals go the the carnival to grab a bite to eat. One turns to the other and says, "Does this clown taste funny to you?"
Went to a Chinese restaurant last night. Great food but it was really bright in there. I asked the waiter if he could "dim sum" lights.
Somewhere in a small town in middle America, a church and a synagogue (Jewish temple) share a parking lot. For years, the rabbi and the priest were close friends, often going golfing or fishing together. The communities of the two religious institutions were close as well, sometimes doing joint charity work, carnivals, and other events.
Neither the church nor the synagogue have their own van, for youth programs and the like, but neither has the funds available in their budget. After a long discussion, the rabbi and the priest decide to go halvsies on the van, painting the name of the church on one side, and the synagogue on the other. On the day the van is delivered, the rabbi looks out of his office window to the shared parking lot and sees the priest sprinkling water on the hood and tires of the car. Confused, the rabbi goes outside.
"Why are you washing the van, its brand new!" asked the Rabbi.
The priest replied, "I'm not washing it, I'm blessing it. This is holy water. This is how my people bless something new."
The rabbi said, "I think I understand the concept. We too have a similar tradition."
The rabbi heads back into the synagogue and comes back out with a hacksaw, and proceeds to cut an inch off of the tailpipe.
Sure, go ahead! I've got others too. If this thread continues, I might feel inclined to release them eventually.SuperJew, this cracked me up! If you don't mind, this will be my new rabbi-and-priest-friends joke.
I just went to a transformers convention and boy are my arms tires.
Sure, go ahead! I've got others too. If this thread continues, I might feel inclined to release them eventually.
Also, love the avatar.