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Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" to which the first replies "I'm positive."
 
I'm a fan of puns, so here are a couple:

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
 
Geek joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
 
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Very nice, I use that one often when teaching Network+ at work.

Also, there are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
 
Why did the B&B member cross the road?
Because Art is still King, and that's what He ordered.


How many B&B members does it take to change a light bulb?

If its a vintage, discontinued or original formula bulb, it will be all those that suffer from LBAD.
 
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How about the two antenna's that were on a roof for years. As time went on they became very friendly with each other, and as things do happen they ended up getting married. The ceremony wasn't much to speak of, but the reception was great.
 
OK, my turn and I share this with the hope nobody groans for a change:

Question: How can you tell if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

Answer: The kitchen floor is covered in M&M shells.

(Yes, my wife is a brunette)

Did you hear the one about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the "w"s.
 
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