Thanks. I not smart today.May want to change that to "Got nails?"
Thanks. I not smart today.May want to change that to "Got nails?"
Thanks. I not smart today.
When they sit down at the bar,A guy goes into a bar with his friend, a giraffe.
They sit down at the bar and begin ordering round after round of shots. The carry on until finally the giraffe can't take it any more and ends up passed out, sprawled on the floor. The man slams down his last shot glass on the bar and turns to walk out when the barkeep interrupts him...
"Mister! You just going to leave that lying there?!"
The guy replies, "Hey man - that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
Guy walks in a bar and orders a drink. Down the bar, he sees a sad-faced man staring gloomily at a tiny elf-like being seated at a toy piano, hammering out some boogie woogie. A small brass object on the bar looks vaguely like a middle eastern style oil lamp. He asks the bartender whats up with that guy. The bartender says, "Look, I don't know. All I know is he pays for the drinks and the music is okay and him and his little buddy don't bother nobody."
So, the man goes down the bar and starts trying to make small talk, and finally he can't help himself. He asks the sad man what the deal is with the little piano playing leprechuan and the old brass lamp.
"Look, I found this lamp at the goodwill, and when I was trying to polish it up to sell on ebay, a genie materialized and told me that because I rubbed that lamp, I was entitled to a wish. Next thing you know, well, I found myself in the sorry state I am now."
"Whoa... a genie? Here lemme see that lamp," he blurts as he quickly grabs it. The sad man tries to shout a warning, but too late... the guy had already rubbed the lamp, and the genie begins to appear.
"To you who have rubbed the magic lamp, I will grant any wish you desire," intones the genie. The man hastily blurts out, "I want a MILLION BUCKS!"
Poof. Suddenly, the air is filled with a multitude of ducks, and the bartender opens the door and after a half hour or so, gets enough of the flapping, quacking birds out of the bar that the new guy could talk to the sad man.
"***... I asked for a million bucks, and I got, it looked like, a million DUCKS! What's wrong with that genie... is he deaf, or what?"
"Of course he's deaf, you ignorant @$$," wails the sad man. "Do you really think I would have asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Ba-da-BOOM!