To Bill Brasky!!
sit down and get ready for the mailstorm
Points fighter? Of course. Doesn't mean he's not the real deal "real" fighters are the guys you see on "Cops" getting sent to prison. There was no "UFC" (which really isn't *real* fighting either) in the 1960's 70's and 80's.
When I was taking Kenpo years ago, this discussion came up there too. Might add that the head instructor was a multiple time world champion martial artist, and some of the other instructors were champion martial artists as well. It was pretty much agreed that Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Jackie Chan were the real deal, but there were a lot of mixed opinions on Steven Seagal. Personally, it is very cool when someone knows their art to a high degree. More like watching a really fast, graceful and deadly dance than a fight.
Chuck Norris isn't a huge guy. That doesn't stop him from being extremely good. He's definitely a lot mellower now than in his younger days though.
John P.
Chuck Norris?
And while we're at it, who is this Jesus guy I keep hearing about?
Fake in that he only fought points never anything "real"
He's a legit bjj black belt under the Machado brothers...you don't advance in bjj without rolling live...not exactly mma rules, but definitely real.
I feel the same way generally about point fighters, but he's got some solid credentials.
Ah the lovely topic of religion. I thought Jesus was the son of G-d. But what do I know I'm Jewish Anyhow on this one I will agree to disagree and we can all return to the topic at hand.
I hear Chuck Norris's tears are the cure to cancer. Shame he has never cried.
I figured such a reply from you. If it wasn't so blasphemous it would be funny. I don't usually get on a soapbox about this, but you asked.
He is God incarnate.
He was without sin and crucified for our sins.
After being dead and entombed for 3 days arose to prove that he alone can conquer death.
Our entire calendar system is based on the year of his birth.
He walks on water
He raises the dead
He calms storms
He commands spirits
One day every knee will bow and declare Chuck as Lord.
Etc.
Not me, Aaron...I'm sending Ouch's home address to 144,000 Jehovah's Witnesses...
I figured such a reply from you. If it wasn't so blasphemous it would be funny. I don't usually get on a soapbox about this, but you asked.
He is God incarnate.
He was without sin and crucified for our sins.
After being dead and entombed for 3 days arose to prove that he alone can conquer death.
Our entire calendar system is based on the year of his birth.
He walks on water
He raises the dead
He calms storms
He commands spirits
One day every knee will bow and declare Jesus as Lord.
Etc.
That's just a sampling. The New Testament says it much better than I am able.
Somebody must have beaten you to that, as I've already been visited 145,000 times. I find that answering the door wearing nothing but a snorkle and flippers minimizes the length of the ensuing conversation.
I always tell them I'm happy with my current religion, but that I'll give them a call if I decide to shop around.
Thanks all for the answers.
Of course I knew who Chuck Norris is, I just wanted to create a funny thread.
By the way, I made up some Chuck Norris facts.
When you burp, women say " What a jerk! "
When Chuck Norris burps, women say " What a man! "
Chuck Norris can kill two werewolves with one silvertip badger hair.
When Chuck Norris plays the magic flute, the mice deliver roundhouse kicks.
And last and my personal favourite...
When Chuck Norris farts, Ahhh - the whiff of Penhaligon's in the air!
I just bought a C&E Best Norris Brush. Made from pure Chuck Norris whiskers. BEAT THAT!!!
So that was you we read about. Has the face healed yet? Don't you know that with the C&E Best Norris, you're supposed to lather with the razor and shave with the brush.