What my wife caught me doing last night...

[A_Jameson]

So my wife shared something with me this morning. She came to bed late last night after working late and caught me... faceturbating in my sleep. She said I kept running my hands over my cheeks and chin, fast asleep. And I must admit, I did have a great shave last night.

Anyone else find themselves in this situation?

 

[DFrancis]

No, not yet anyway... I can see it happening though.

 

[pauls51]

I don't know what is funnier you getting caught faceturbating in your sleep or you telling us that's what you do in your sleep!!!

 

[A_Jameson]

HEY, I figured YOU GUYS would understand!

 

[A_Jameson]

Admit it. You pretended you were asleep when she caught you!

I swear, I have no recollection of the incident at hand.

 

[GoldenMonkey]

I told my wife about a dream I had the other night about her shaving her legs with a straight, and wanting to borrow my Rooney and TOBS Rose, and she thought I was out of my mind...lol

 

[Sueto]

well A Jameson, atleast you had your eyesight in the morning.

 

[chrislols]

Since I shave in the evening, I often find my self rubbing my face afterwards while on the computer.

 

[ouch]

A likely story.

 

[rdeakle]

Haha. I can only imagine what she was thinking watching you do that.

 

[KWyKJJ]

Haha. "Faceturbating"...I love it! I never heard that before.

 

[HoratioCaine]

She came to bed late last night after working late and caught me... faceturbating in my sleep.

At least it was just your face.

 

[Topgumby]

Hey, as long as you weren't calling out another razor's name...

 

[rummwa]

Just try and be careful or you could become lost like me, I find myself faceturbating during the day and at work.

PINAUD!

 

[Peto]

Happily I faceturbate only during the day. But who knows...

 

[Frowzy]

Hey, as long as you weren't calling out another razor's name...

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[baba]

Hey, as long as you weren't calling out another razor's name...

I just learned something...Orange Crush tastes much better in my mouth, and not my nasal cavity, which is where it was after I read your post. "Oh Milady!"

 

[Steerpike]

Shaving is for the morning. If I faceturbate in my sleep it's because I'm worrying in my sleep about the stubble, and thinking about chopping it off the next day.

 

[Omnichron]

do you facesturbate in public?

 

[slimman]

you will go blind!