Favorite joke threads always spiral out of control because for some reason guys can't remember to keep it clean and PG.
I'm out.
Favorite joke threads always spiral out of control because for some reason guys can't remember to keep it clean and PG.
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
right you areEthnic jokes which will probably not be understood unless you're from Scotland and some more specifically, Glasgow.
> After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.