Well, I've just taken my first stumbling steps toward LOSERville. An Ever-Ready 1924 arrived yesterday and, hand in handle, we began our journey today. It warmed up to me right away and became my blood-brother without ceremony. Its enthusiasm is probably my fault; I gave it a Gem on our first date. Additionally, I felt my lather was sub-par today. Still, that's a worrisome level of exuberance on its part. I'm sure though, things will improve. I don't expect to loose more than a pint of blood at the most. Out of respect for the Illinois Constabulary I refrained from calling it a s****l h**d as I reached for the styptic pencil. Wish me luck.