You have no excuse kind sir. I've been seeing blade slots that attach to the wall popping up. They used to be found in train and bus depots, a few homes had them. Now they're available for around 10-20 dollars. All you must do is drill or cut a slot out of the wall and screw the razor slot into the wall.If I had room in my medicine cabinet to actually get to a blade slot, I might put one in...