Trumpers soap: CAUTION!

[mdunn]

I just bought a bowl of Trumpers Limes soap in the bowl. It says on the side:

"Caution: For external use only"

So remember guys - dont try and lather up your insides with Trumpers. The Truefitt & Hill soap in the bowl I bought at the same time has no such warning, so I assume its good for eating.

 

[Duckster]

So..... you're gonna let this soap boss you around?
Report back to us with how it tastes ASAP!

 

[soapbuddy]

That's one of the quirky FDA rules.

 

[Koss]

But it smells so good I just can't stop myself from eating so much of that delicious meringue goodness!

 

[HoratioCaine]

This reminds me of the joke where the patient says to his proctologist, "For all the good these damn suppositories did me, I could have stuck them up my ***." In other words, always follow directions.

 

[alexo]

Are you sure it's not for use in open air outside your house?

 

[Subcutaneous]

That's a Captian obvious in the making

 

[taffy]

If they put that on the tine it must be because someone in the past must have eat some

 

[blackfoot]

So..... you're gonna let this soap boss you around?
Report back to us with how it tastes ASAP!

That right, you teach it who's boss!

 

[soapbuddy]

This reminds me of the joke where the patient says to his proctologist, "For all the good these damn suppositories did me, I could have stuck them up my ***." In other words, always follow directions.

 

[mdunn]

its strange - the trumpers tastes better than the truefitt. Though if I suddenly stop posting please call poison control

 

[IronJohn]

Like oven cleaner warns, Do Not Spray In Face or point away from face. Dang, I thought I'd clean my contact lenses without take'em out.

I can guarantee someone, somewhere has eaten something like that and then sued and won because it didn't warn you couldn't eat shaving cream.

 

[mdunn]

so trumpers customers are dummer than the truefitt customers, eh?

 

[FTG]

Thanks for the warning.

While we're on the community announcements:

- Body butter - it's only for your body

Never try to put it on your toast - however tasty it might look.

All the best - and remember to be careful out there!

Michael.

 

[herbnerd]

It takes one dumb person and one smart lawyer to sue a company for what is essentially a breach of common sense on the part of the injured party rather than negligence on the part of the company.

Oh well - what can one do?

 

[blackfoot]

its strange - the trumpers tastes better than the truefitt. Though if I suddenly stop posting please call poison control

Hello? Dunny? Hello?

 

[mdunn]

Hello? Dunny? Hello?

still here! I would have make a very nicely scented, well shaved corpse.

 

[_JP_]

I have a doormat that came with a tag stating "Do not use doormat as a projectile."

 

[SRock]

Wait a minute, you're not supposed to eat these things? But it says Limes!?!

 

[blackfoot]

Wait a minute, you're not supposed to eat these things? But it says Limes!?!

I know, I know. It's like they try to confuse us.