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What will be my wife's reaction to the newly installed medicine cabinet?

  • Thank you! I'm so glad you found the time to take care of this! It really helps me out!

  • I know what gave you the motivation to take care of this, but I'm just happy that it's done!

  • Now that you have as much crap as a woman, you find motivation? Jackass!

  • How long does it take you to shave? We're going to be late for church!

  • Why does Art's name always come up in the polls?


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I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this, but it's 1:30 in the morning and it sounds funny to me right now...

When we first moved into our house after our wedding, I used the basement bathroom for my morning routine. About two years ago, the cheap medicine cabinet that the last owner had installed finally came apart. The door literally came right off the hinges. Overnight, I migrated to the first floor bathroom.

My wife, wanting to help, and get my crap out of her way, went to Lowe's and bought a new medicine cabinet. It was larger than the original. I promised to install it, just as soon as I had time. It sat, still sealed in its box, for two years.

Fast forward to present day. My first DE razor arrived on Friday. There just really isn't enough room in the bathroom for my wife's stuff, toothbrushes and bath toys and such for our boys, and my new hobby tools. So tonight, I'm sitting up studying for a certification exam at work and finish up a little earlier than expected. Filled with new motivation, I head to the basement, remove the pegboard that hides the studs and drywall for the bathroom, and start measuring and hacking away. In about two hours time, I've framed up a new, appropriately-sized home for the medicine cabinet, hung it, cleaned up, and moved my hobby supplies to the basement.

Now, some might argue that moving my brush, razor, lather bowl, etc. downstairs was my mistake. I'm guessing that had I not done that, I'd just be accused of trying to hide my motivation for doing the work.

So my question is: Will she be happy that I finally got the hell out of her way, or hacked off that with a little motivation, I was able to find a couple of hours to do what's been needed for two years? As I type the words "what's been needed for two years," I'm starting to think that there's no doubt how this ends! We'll see!
 

Commander Quan

Commander Yellow Pantyhose
I think you should of held out a little longer. You probably could have gotten her to buy you a scuttle, if you promised to started putting the seat down.
 
She will be pleased that you found the time to install it.

And I'm sure she will have a few other projects for you, now that you've got some free time.... :biggrin:
 
I voted for the last one just because I wanted to add to the automatic Art count...

But seriously, after two years your wife will probably gravitate towards #2
 
If she has a problem, move back into her's and move her into the basement. I'm sure most of the divorced men here will agree with these words of wisdom.

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After 15 years of marriage, I can tell you what my wife's response would be. But it wouldn't matter, as it will likely change tomorrow.
 
Ah a newly married man. I can tell you after almost 22 years of marriage. I never know what her answer will be and the secret is she doesn't know what she will say most of the time.:lol:
 
My wife, wanting to help, and get my crap out of her way, went to Lowe's and bought a new medicine cabinet. It was larger than the original. I promised to install it, just as soon as I had time. It sat, still sealed in its box, for two years.


So my question is: Will she be happy that I finally got the hell out of her way, or hacked off that with a little motivation, I was able to find a couple of hours to do what's been needed for two years? As I type the words "what's been needed for two years," I'm starting to think that there's no doubt how this ends! We'll see!

The answer: you break even. On the plus side, you fixed something broken. On the minus side, it took you two years. So the events cancel each other out. :lol::lol::lol:
 
I'm shocked! I knew she'd be pleased... She's a fantastic woman, and is usually pretty grateful. But she also takes great pleasure in the sport of giving me a hard way to go... Especially when it's well-deserved! But this time... Just a nice, "Thank you, it looks great." :thumbup:
 
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