Hope all is well.... very little makes a man as uncomfortable as someone taking his pants.Funny that you mention this, because I actually had an MRI yesterday morning and was without my pistol. I was actually lying naked in the MRI machine with nothing on but a smile and a hospital gown, thinking about how naked I felt without my pistol.
I think if I wore a white hat in all those old Westerns I watched as a lad, and a black hat had a gun on me and took my pants, I'd go down fighting.