Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Just got notification about our pack's pinewood derby. They are adding an outlaw class for parents and siblings. The only rule is that it has to fit on the track.
Edit: for my son's cub scout pack.
I like your thinking. I was considering a very heavy one that uses rubber band power to get moving, but now I am leaning other ways. Hmmm, I wonder if they make a remote controlled car that would work there.
The unconditional surrender matches rather nicely with it.Oooh Cognac!!! Where's the matching aftershave and cologne?