Public Restroom Habits...

[DFrancis]

Be as fast as possible and try not to touch anything. I'm more careful depending on where I am. (mall vs nice restaraunt)

 

[OldSaw]

People take food into the bathroom?

That must be what Jim Gaffigan was talking about in his Hot Pocket routine.

 

[knlgskr]

Can't think of a type I haven't used in my travels and there have been some very positive/negative experiences but if I see an employee not wash their hands in an establishment that serves food and drink; I will definitely tell the manager and then leave and will not be in any hurry to return. If it is in my hometown, will also mention this to the newspaper columnist who covers eating and drinking establishments. Some of the worst in the 'states; schools, incompetent "cleaners" and students/teachers who don't have any respect for themselves and others; weren't raised just born. Not trying to be funny/grouchy, this is serious.

 

[csmorris]

I remember accidentally pressing the "wash feminine area- extra hot" button instead of the seat-heating button. Boy, I got a surprise!

I can't stop laughing thinking about this

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Mostly jut try not to touch anything, wash my hands thoroughly, and then try not to touch anything again.

Big +1

I'm a bit of a germophobe. I'm in, I'm out, I practice Lamaze breathing, and I touch nothing but the faucet and paper towels. I've mastered the art of the elbow flush on a urinal and the Karate Kid Crane maneuver if I have to flush a traditional toilet. I'm also a tenth degree master of the pinky-pull/sleeve-glove to open a restroom door upon escape.

Only at the risk of serious bodily injury/accident do I actually use a public throne. When I do I'm like a freakin' nesting ostrich building a lavish cootie barrier.

When I see a movie or TV show where someone starts shaving in a public restroom and they fill the sink with water and dip their razor in it after each stroke...oh man, the room starts spinning.

 

[konijntjesbroek]

depending on the power of food poisoning/fibre have played a few hands of cell phone hold'em.

 

[M80]

Big +1

I'm a bit of a germophobe. I'm in, I'm out, I practice Lamaze breathing, and I touch nothing but the faucet and paper towels. I've mastered the art of the elbow flush on a urinal and the Karate Kid Crane maneuver if I have to flush a traditional toilet. I'm also a tenth degree master of the pinky-pull/sleeve-glove to open a restroom door upon escape.

Only at the risk of serious bodily injury/accident do I actually use a public throne. When I do I'm like a freakin' nesting ostrich building a lavish cootie barrier.

When I see a movie or TV show where someone starts shaving in a public restroom and they fill the sink with water and dip their razor in it after each stroke...oh man, the room starts spinning.

Wouldn't it be easier to carry a little can of lysol?

 

[Doc4]

Wouldn't it be easier to carry a little can of lysol?

"when you need to go, you need To Go"

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Wouldn't it be easier to carry a little can of lysol?

Not a bad idea. I could carry it in a bear strength pepper spray holster.

"when you need to go, you need To Go"

 

[bookwormwendy]

Okay, so last night my family I were dining at a local eating establishment and watching this guy talk away on his cell phone all through dinner, his wife did the same for a short while, while the children made complete nuisances of themselves. The topper was when he carried his cell phone AND drink in the loo. REALLY OMG

 

[closer]

In public it is swiftly in and out. BUT if they do not have automatic sinks I refuse to wash my hands if it was purely number 1.

This.

 

[dpm802]

For a good time, call Jenny 867-5309

Ricky, don't lose that number.

 

[ouch]

Etiquette?

I'm so polite, I give myself a courtesy flush.

 

[Stubblefield]

The door for the microwave at your office has more germs on it than the door for the bathroom.

Which is why we don't put microwaves in bathrooms anymore.

Hot Pocket, anyone?