This guy looked like a big bar of 70% dark chocolate when I bought it. It had a nasty mahogany case with 4 of those those nasty cut-off nails in each corner of the backside that destroys everything that it lays on. It was a real stinker and in looked like a skateboard ramp and I forgot what I paid for it but it was about 10 euros or so. And here's the OT. I got it in a flea market in London and in the customs on my way back home, I did my very best not to look like a guy with half a kilo of hasch. They came to the conclusion after a really Really long, hard thought process and thorough frisking of all decent cavities that it wasn't dope.
It was dished on one side only so to spare me the unnececary work, and to keep more of the stone, I flattened it so that instead of top and bottom being parallel to each other, one side has a slope. But it's flat. And no matter what I do, it just keeps secreting gunk. Acetone, Mr muscle, boiling water and detergent. It stays nice for a wile and changes color after a day or two. So it's a pourus little thingie and I don't really know what it is. Every once in a while I get energy, get some new nasty alcohol or something and let it marinate for a while. Best souvenir I ever got. Really interesting piece of whatever it is.
It was dished on one side only so to spare me the unnececary work, and to keep more of the stone, I flattened it so that instead of top and bottom being parallel to each other, one side has a slope. But it's flat. And no matter what I do, it just keeps secreting gunk. Acetone, Mr muscle, boiling water and detergent. It stays nice for a wile and changes color after a day or two. So it's a pourus little thingie and I don't really know what it is. Every once in a while I get energy, get some new nasty alcohol or something and let it marinate for a while. Best souvenir I ever got. Really interesting piece of whatever it is.