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Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every limb on the way downFrom dad: "Uglier than a wooden fence." No idea what he meant, lol.
Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every limb on the way downFrom dad: "Uglier than a wooden fence." No idea what he meant, lol.
Never heard deer guts on a door knob, rolls right off the tongue thoughSlicker than deer guts on a door nob.
Dumber than a sack of hammers, box of rocks, etc.
Yep or born in the darkI wasn't born yesterday, you know!
My dad would say, "that guy's got a nickel left from his first dime!" I think he meant he was a tightwad. It definitely wasn't meant as a compliment!He doesn't have sense enough to come in out of the rain.
Think of the starving kids in China.
He doesn't have two nickels to rub together.
And a diamond shining?This reminds me of one my dad said that ain't fit to print, let alone say in front of a kid!
Man, I miss the 70's.
His saying involved a billy goat.
Never heard that oneWhen surprised by something:
"Well I'll go to the bottom of our stairs!"
Except I grew up in the Black Country so it was:
"Well arl goo t'the foot've air stairs!"
My wife says, "I may have been born at night, but not last night!"Yep or born in the dark
"Make hay while the sun shines!"You're burning daylight! (I still use this one).
He ain't got a pot to p*** in.