Wife: what are those ?
me: blades , razor blades .. [ starts telling a boring story on trying to order one but ending up with three ]
Wife: interrupts .. then pauses ..
Wife (quips): How long exactly are you planning on being alive?
me:
I guess I’m accidentally almost in your 1000blade purchase club?
me: blades , razor blades .. [ starts telling a boring story on trying to order one but ending up with three ]
Wife: interrupts .. then pauses ..
Wife (quips): How long exactly are you planning on being alive?
me:
I guess I’m accidentally almost in your 1000blade purchase club?