Perhaps she needs a lady gillette? Or a power sander....... and acid.
One hell of a moustache!
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Whoa! Get her a Feather and a Merkur HD!!
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That may not be enough........
She looks like Isa's friend on Stillgame......
She looks like Isa's friend on Stillgame......
Brown paper bag? 
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I'm thinking more along the lines of plastic bag and duct tape......... then bury in the woods.....
Do you think the husband has just woken up after a weekend in Vegas and thought, jesus what was I drinking last night..........
Do you think the husband has just woken up after a weekend in Vegas and thought, jesus what was I drinking last night..........
I don't want my wife to have more muscles than me, or a better 'stache.
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I don't want my wife to have more muscles than me, or a better 'stache.
LOL....... must be strange being a bloke and complaining about being scratched by your partners whiskers.....
Doggy Fashion - Gods gift to the terminally 'rough'!
Mind you, according to SWMBO this works both ways - but at least i am well shaved!
Mind you, according to SWMBO this works both ways - but at least i am well shaved!
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At least you are meant to have hefty facial hair..... women I always thought weren't.....
Sent it to one of my friends and his reply was: "Burn it, burn it, only fire can cleanse it....." I'm guessing he's mentally scarred now....
Tom
when i was a lad, i lived by the maxim 'who looks at the mantlepiece when poking the fire'.
It seems i have since grown up to be a man of maturity and discerning good taste.
It seems i have since grown up to be a man of maturity and discerning good taste.
I didn't know Susan Boyle was married!
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