Not in, as I have way too much stuff already, but THANKS! for a very nice PIF. Just based upon the mullet, I would name it "Mitch Williams," which actually has a shaving tie-in
ill be in, id could call him, "The Green Bearded Rascal", or "G Beard" for short. or maybe "GangGreenie" or "GG" for short. but i could also see him as being "Scoobs"
edit: sorry but i had to throw one more in, "MacGruber" lol....good name, the movie was quite funny as well
Count McMullet or Mac for short. He was reminding me of MacGyver and then that gif with the purple made me thing of Count Von Count from sesame street.
I'm in. How about Sir Dapperstache Mulletus III since he has quite the dapper mustache to keep things classy but the mullet just screams a poor shaving soul dying to go party. And the Third because you can't just learn to pull off a look like that