i hesitated posting this for a while, (so as not to hurt any feelings) but then someone posted on it again and i got the email notification. after re-reading it, i thought "what the heck"... you might get a chuckle out of it as well.
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2S6DMD7OLABJZ
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2S6DMD7OLABJZ