The Springsteen original is pretty clear, it took Manfred Mann to turn it into an ad for a feminine hygiene product.This one cracked me up, it may have been posted on this forum some time in the past, but I didn't write or draw it so I'm not too concerned:
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I'm stealing this for my next flightI think the girl at the airline check-in counter threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, 'Window or aisle?'
I laughed in her face and said, 'Window or you’ll what?
How do you think I stay so incredibly handsome?!?I read an article about people--men and women--who have been getting cosmetic surgery during the pandemic. It used to be that you couldn't talk openly about cosmetic surgery. Now nobody raises an eyebrow.
Took a bit to get that. Hilarious!When I met her she had a gotee
I think I heard Phyllis Diller tell that oneI knew a girl that frequently got face lifts.
One day she showed up with a new dimple on her chin.
I asked her why she decided to get a dimple and she said it wasn't a dimple, it was her belly button.