Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Jokes that make you groan
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A white horse walks into a bar...
Bar man says ''Hey we have a whisky named after you''.
The white horse says ''How did you know my name's Bob?''
Bar man says ''Hey we have a whisky named after you''.
The white horse says ''How did you know my name's Bob?''
What's green, got four legs, and if it fell on you would kill you?
A pool table.
A pool table.
What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?
A nun with a spear through her head.
A nun with a spear through her head.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway. (or garage, parking lot etc.)
When it turns into a driveway. (or garage, parking lot etc.)
That's sad but true. There seem to be many majors in college that have zero application in the real world.
I think I'm going to cry. This sadly, is what is konsidered normal life.
"Ya gotta go to Kollege, Johnny! You have to be able to support yerself!"
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Mike Rowe.
Smart guy.
In 2018 a friend's daughter received a Ph.D. degree. The total cost of this degree - not including scholarship amounts and grants - was well over $250,000. There were no jobs in the area she majored in other than in academia. She submitted resumes to countless companies and registered on various job sites. After one year the only job offer she received was at a salary of $35,000 a year.
When everyone has a college degree someone with a degree will be pushing a broom
How many calories does a blue whale need to eat every day?
a krillion
I did a quick search and didn't find this posted already. Sorry if it has been:
What kind of exercises do lazy people do?
What kind of exercises do lazy people do?
Diddly Squats.
Why do ghouls and demons like to party together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
After being closed for the Covid pandemic,
the Lego store finally reopened.
People were lined up for blocks.
the Lego store finally reopened.
People were lined up for blocks.
If an oboe and a clarinet got in a race, which wood wind?
