Let's not rev into the red zone.
Jokes that make you groan
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Maybe it was, I had thought it was Joan Rivers, but it very well could have been Phyllis Diller!
Sounds like something Brandon would say.
I purchased a Thesaurus online. The order was cancelled. I am at a loss for words.
my dad would have loved that.
I sent in 10 jokes to the International Pun Contest. I thought at least one of my jokes would make it past the first cut. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
What is the "T" in T shirt short for?
Tyrannosaurus - because of the short arms
Tyrannosaurus - because of the short arms
I'm stealing that one. It will be a perfect follow up to:
Why don't you know when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you say to a Tyrannosaurus when you have given him crumpets?
“Tea, Rex?”
“Tea, Rex?”
I recently ran into a guy who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
How much does a rainbow weigh?
not much, they're pretty light
not much, they're pretty light
I went on the Whisky Diet.
I lost 28 weeks.
I lost 28 weeks.
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That’s not a groaner! You’re disqualified!
Did you hear about the bear that had no socks?
He had bare (bear) feet.
He had bare (bear) feet.
The opinion that your wife will become your mother-in-law is bull.
My wife and mother-in-law are total opposites.
My wife has blue eyes and brown hair.
My mother-in-law has brown eyes and blue hair.
My wife and mother-in-law are total opposites.
My wife has blue eyes and brown hair.
My mother-in-law has brown eyes and blue hair.
