It could have been cabbage instead of cheese, just something to show there was an expectation that something would be grated.
It could have been cabbage instead of cheese, just something to show there was an expectation that something would be grated.
Again: this joke is too good for this thread my friend!A man stranded on a desert island sees a boat wash up on the shore with a woman inside.
The woman asks the man "How long have you been here?" He replies "a long time"
She asks "How long has it been since you had a cigar?? He replies "a long time"
She reaches down and gives him a box of Cubas finest.
She asks "How long has it been since you had a beer?? He replies "a long time"
She reaches down and gives him a bottle of ice cold beer.
She looks at him coyly and asks "How long has it been since you played around?"
He looks at her excitedly and replies "You've got Golf Clubs on that boat?"
Now THIS one cracked my lovely War Department up! Thank you my friend. She needed that.Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for the bus when one woman says "I've been sitting here so long my butt fell asleep".
The other woman replies "yes, I know, I heard it snoring."
Oh dear(!)What is Forrest Gumps password?
1,Forrest,1
Holy smokes! A talking horse. It must have been Mr. Ed.A horse walks into a bar.
He says to the barmen, “Can I have a pint of beer please?”
The barman replies “Look mate, we don’t serve horses.”
The horse leaves.
The next day the horse walks in and says to the Barman “Can I have a pint of beer please mate?”
The barmen replies “Look mate I’ve told you! We don’t serve horses!”
The horse leaves.
The following day the horse walks in again and says to the Barman “Can I have a pint of beer please mate”
The Barman replies “Look, I’ve told you, we do not serve horses, if you come in again, I’m going to nail your hooves to the bar!”
The horse leaves.
The horse returns to the bar again, walks in and says to the Barman “Hi mate, I’m doing some work on my house, do you have any nails I could borrow?”
The Barman replies “Sorry, no I don’t”
The horse replies “Okay good, Can I have a pint of beer then please?”
Holy smokes! A talking horse. It must have been Mr. Ed.
A minister, a priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar.
The horse says "I think I'm in the wrong joke."