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Jokes that make you groan
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Okay. I get it now. But sadly, I obviously didn't need your help in proving I'm a maroon! Thank you sir, for the explanation, and the bad trip back to the 70's!
Don’t feel bad, I had no idea what that joke was about.
Bla bla bla B. Bla bla bla…what does the B. stand for…
Once it was explained, I know why I was so confused.
MAFF is hard!
MAFF ain’t funny!
You sir, are no maroon. You may well ask, genties and ladlemen of the audio radiance, how I know this. The answer is quite simple -- I tend to avoid conversations with maroons and their ilk.
A hen is having a talk with its chick:
Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.
Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.
Chick: What are we called when we die then?
Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken...
Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.
Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.
Chick: What are we called when we die then?
Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken...
I wouldn't be surprised one bit to see them actually doing this.
Why can't you feed your Teddy Bear?
It's already stuffed
It's already stuffed
My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up, you could be stuck in a deep hole filled with water".
I know he means well
I know he means well
I am making a Craft Beer.
I have named it "Responsibly"
My advertising is already done.
I have named it "Responsibly"
My advertising is already done.
@luvmysuper is too good for this thread. 75% of his jokes make me laugh!
But watch out for the 25%...... THOSE live down to my expectations!
But watch out for the 25%...... THOSE live down to my expectations!
You can write a book about it. Call it "Great Expectations."
Grate expectations
Okay, my turn to be the maroon and let @FarmerTan off the hook.
I don’t get it. I get the grater part, but not the cheese. Probably stems from not being an aficionado of cheese.
It could have been cabbage instead of cheese, just something to show there was an expectation that something would be grated.
Cheese that’s grate
Okay, someone had to say it, that is SO SO cheesy...
Also, it reminded me of this, no idea if it exists
Also, it reminded me of this, no idea if it exists
A man stranded on a desert island sees a boat wash up on the shore with a woman inside.
The woman asks the man "How long have you been here?" He replies "a long time"
She asks "How long has it been since you had a cigar?? He replies "a long time"
She reaches down and gives him a box of Cubas finest.
She asks "How long has it been since you had a beer?? He replies "a long time"
She reaches down and gives him a bottle of ice cold beer.
She looks at him coyly and asks "How long has it been since you played around?"
He looks at her excitedly and replies "You've got Golf Clubs on that boat?"
The woman asks the man "How long have you been here?" He replies "a long time"
She asks "How long has it been since you had a cigar?? He replies "a long time"
She reaches down and gives him a box of Cubas finest.
She asks "How long has it been since you had a beer?? He replies "a long time"
She reaches down and gives him a bottle of ice cold beer.
She looks at him coyly and asks "How long has it been since you played around?"
He looks at her excitedly and replies "You've got Golf Clubs on that boat?"
