I remember a liars contest from a long time ago.

[Hex]

True story.

I think I got this right because it was a long, long time ago.
The winner of the contest told an outrageous lie that had to do with shaving.

It went something like this:

" I have the toughest beard in the world. So tough that a blade won't cut it.
What I have to do is use a hammer to drive the whiskers through my cheeks, into my mouth, then I bite them off."

What a man !!!

 

[Texas Don]

I don't remember one about shaving but one liar had a winner in the following tale. Being from Texas, you can appreciate it fully.

"It gets too hot in Texas". "For instance, just today I saw a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground, and he was using a pot holder".

 

[JellyFox]

I don't remember one about shaving but one liar had a winner in the following tale. Being from Texas, you can appreciate it fully.

"It gets too hot in Texas". "For instance, just today I saw a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground, and he was using a pot holder".

I love the thought of that happening.