Mods I need a new username, and I'll tell ya why.It has to do with handling a straight razor.The problem is I can't seem to hang on to them.Awhile back I scored my first and only chopper.Less than a month later I was stropping before a shave and for some reason my hand decided to throw it on the ground.The scales broke upon impact.Saddened I could not bring myself to shave that night.So after a few months I decided to scale her up.I loved having her back.Shaves beautifully.About two weeks later...last night I was just getting ready to make lather and my hand once again decided he didn't like my razor so he threw it in the toilet.BAM! scales broke again.Maybe it's just too much razor for me.Nah that can't be it. Bigger is better.Just call me Mr.Butterfingers.
I need a new username.
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Stan__the__Man is still open.
Stan__the__Man is still open.
I am Stubblefield-- there is another person whom is using "stubble" in their user name.
will the moderator do something about this
Please pm me
This is for the moderator or others that can stop this confusion.
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Sorry fellas this is not a thread asking the mods to change someones name because it's similar.Thanks for the effort though.I just had to share my frustration with my misbehaving appendages.
Anytime someone requests a name change this thread is resurrected:
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=19512
Just FYI, this is an old B&B joke that Stubblefield's referring to. Anyone have a link to that thread handy? It's a real hoot.
yup....Stan had such a cheery personality - I wonder what we'll do without him.............oh, yeah, we've been doing just fine! 
"Lighten up, Francis"
"Lighten up, Francis"
How about Hydrogenated Fats as a new username? I mean how cool is that?
Hmmm... How about Grace!...
OTOH, simply changing "spanx" to "spaz" involves a much lesser risk of some poor mod developing carpal tunnel syndrome.
Today seems to be the day for name changes....
I was wondering what that Stan the man was about
Who else...
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Yeah I know that.I've read the thread that's why I thanked for the effort.But the joke doesn't apply.
I would want a different name just based on the other meaning.
"The Hand That Breaks the Scales"(sadly, i cannot get a word to rhyme w/ cradle and scales)
marty
marty
I would want a different name just based on the other meaning.
But, he looks sooo much slimmer in them!
