After mating, I hear they smoke tiny little cigarettes, too.Don't read it.
"They spend most of their time tucked inside the pores, but while people sleep, they crawl out onto the skin's surface to mate and then head back to lay their eggs."
AA
I have face mites
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Lefonque
Even more clueless than you
Really! 
Lefonque
Even more clueless than you
Hah!
"I love using The Veg as my aftershave in the morning ... smells like dead mites."
Well, if there's anything that might kill the little buggers, it's the Veg!
It might at least make them jump off you and on to your partner for a break.
Better than butt mites I guess?
Here is a pic of an infestation. When dogs get a bad case its called mange. I defiantly don't want to get mange.
You need to pluck your eyebrows and eyelashes to get them all. Good luck.
rbscebu
Girls call me Makaluod
What is this "Veg" that you speak of? Is it that unique culinary delights loved by all true Australians?
Close.
Lilac Vegetal by Pinaud.
Well, that explains the taste of vegemite.
To me, Vegemite tastes like what I would imagine cheap anchovies with a yeast infection taste like, but without the redeeming value that cheap anchovies bring.
haha man thats just creepy kinda and i keep 5 tarantulas as pets
Am I alone in finding this entire thread offensive, way too personal, and just plain nasty?
If you dwell on it, it certainly can be disconcerting.
It's a harmless factoid that affects everyone.
I can see the argument that just because something is common doesn't mean it isn't personal though.
Bathroom habits are common and harmless, but I'd not care to read a thread about it.
"They spend most of their time tucked inside the pores, but while people sleep, they crawl out onto the skin's surface to mate and then head back to lay their eggs."
AA
I was wondering why I always feel something crawling on my face when I try to lay down to sleep. True story.
Yeah, I couldn't do that.There was a bidet thread not too long back. I learned alot.
