How to be a Good Server OR How to Convince an Entire Shaving Forum You're a Jerk

[rockero]

@ Springs1 are you a waitress or former waitress? You got some good points

I always get pissed at my friend that tips usually waitresses well even though they do a crappy job. This happened a month ago. Everything we ordered was not brought out at the right times. Or were wrong. Like she only brought drinks to one person in the group. He drank by himself while we just stared. And these were all sodas and ice teas and water. It took forever to get a basic salad. She brought it out with the rest of the food. My friend was like ok I guess so but the rest of us were like it doesn't take 30 minutes to make a salad. Then it took forever to get refills. I was pissed at my friend that wanted to leave a 20% tip. We got crappy service. And he tends to do this a lot even if we get bad service

 

[morgantruce]

Congratulations to all of us! Without your sacrifice and effort it would have been impossible to reach ONE THOUSAND replies to this thread. Keep up the good work.

 

[ouch]

Springs1 is Charlie Sheen.

Gotta take the prize as the 1,000th post in this thread. #Winning!

Looks like you're number 999 to me.

 

[captp]

Ouch, you could have played DiVito's part in Ruthless People

 

[joel]

Looks like you're number 999 to me.

You deleted a post to bump me? You dirty dog! I'm hiring Springs1 to write a formal letter of complaint.

 

[ouch]

I restored my post to return you to your rightful place as the author of post #1000.

 

[captp]

Oh, my, isn't Springs1 scary

 

[jzuzphreek]

O.K. I do not wish to be a member of this forum any more. Tak my name off the rolls a s of NOW.

But if your name is on the rolls, then all the rolls are yours! Have you tried the rolls? They're delicious!

 

[Jut]

One more tip...don't trick Springs1 into drinking Folgers Crystals

 

[AACJ]

Springs1 is still at it, as of 2015 apparently. And it doesn't look like she has made too many friends either.

http://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/03/all-ranch-dressing-restaurant-to-open-springs1-explodes.html

 

[TexLaw]

Oh, wow, man!

 

[captp]

She hasn't made any friends? Tell me it ain't so.

 

[Mudruck]

I Am Very Serious Take My Name Of The Rolls Of Your Forum As Of Now. I Am 64 Years Of Age And Have BEEN CALLED Always Stan The Man.

To Me This Is Not A Joke.

Ok, now we need a link to this thread!

 

[Bhugo]

What's for lunch???

 

[David]

What's for lunch???

Doughnuts and Tacos.

In that order....

 

[brians_myth]

Shaving as Serving=Practice is key

 

[doofus]

That's nice. But how do you feel about carryout?

 

[matwho]

Springs1 was on here on 2-29-16 and sent someone a PM. Fess up which one of you met her for lunch.

 

[captp]

I think it was Stan the Man

 

[SirChangalot]

Springs1 was on here on 2-29-16 and sent someone a PM. Fess up which one of you met her for lunch.

How do you know that?