How to be a Good Server OR How to Convince an Entire Shaving Forum You're a Jerk

[matwho]

Check her home page.

How do you know that?

 

[August West]

 

[Tralfaz]

This just in, a product that will make Springs1 go crazy (-er?):

I present to you the KEG of ranch dressing! Hidden Valley® - Mini Ranch Keg

 

[KeenDogg]

Comedic gold, right here.

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[ouch]

All these years later, I'm still proud to have given her the Atom Heart Mother fat cow avatar.

 

[KeenDogg]

All these years later, I'm still proud to have given her the Atom Heart Mother fat cow avatar.

Ya did good, Ouch. Ya did good.

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[TexLaw]

I cannot tell you how disappointed I was when I woke up Christmas morning and found no keg of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing under the tree.

Santa gets one more chance.

One.

 

[KeenDogg]

I cannot tell you how disappointed I was when I woke up Christmas morning and found no keg of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing under the tree.

Santa gets one more chance.

One.

Keep believing! Anything's possible!

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[KeenDogg]

I cannot tell you how disappointed I was when I woke up Christmas morning and found no keg of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing under the tree.

Santa gets one more chance.

One.

Maybe Mr. Bingle will bring you one!

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[Clay S]

It astounds me that, after posting 4 rants in 2 days in 2008, Springs1 continued to frequent B&B until Feb 29, 2016. Never to Post again. I didn't want to use the @[name]. I thought it might summon evil, well distasteful, spirits[avatars]

Blogger on Blogger since October 2005 and 0 followers.

 

[Tralfaz]

I love that this thread continues!

 

[Tanuki]

Big gap in the thread between 2010 and 2016. Now 2019 was a wasteland. I’m only here because @steveclarkus got his goose poop title, but I did make it to 11 in the original screed before the humor palled.

 

[Razorcan]

This is a great post.

For the "I hate restaurants" forum.

 

[BudgetShaverGuy]

Why
Was
This
Posted
On
A
Shaving
Forum

 

[Rhody]

Why
Was
This
Posted
On
A
Shaving
Forum

Wasn’t it posted years ago?

 

[Acmemfg]

Diversity is a good thing

 

[BGO37]

 

[SharpieB]

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Damn. If you have a keg o ranch and a ranch fountain... you’ve made it!

 

[BGO37]

@SharpieB I should have had these at my wedding.

You think I could stick this in a kegerator?

 

[SharpieB]

@SharpieB I should have had these at my wedding.

You think I could stick this in a kegerator?

I would. Cold ranch is good ranch. It’s a wedding for god‘s sake... live a little!

Congrats. Don’t forget the Hormel real(ish) bacon bits!