When I read the threads here, I feel I could be at sloppy Joes in Key West listening to Hemingway in one of his drunken tirades. He uses words, phrases and anecdotes that do not mean a whole lot to the people visiting the bar! Its not that I don't appreciate the passion going into the words. I do. The threads are a little on the obscene and long winded side of the English language. I appreciate a good kings speech as much as the next guy. How ever, even Hemingway, in his drunken moments new to use his words wisely before he got his teeth knocked in. What does this have to do with Penhaligans. Not much. Except for the fact that I was duped into believing the wordy write ups about it. The fact is Penhaligans is a mediocre product at best! It gets a lot of high praise and attention for being mediocre. My thread maybe a little on the harsh side I know. After buying a few scents based on write-ups here. It feels like I have been pitched by a bunch of used car salesman!